Football Game
Football This belongs in the 2006 or 2007 novel called "The Day The Earth Stood Still" . On the football field:Name of the book: The Football Game Author: M.W. Bell Type of book: FANTASY
The early morning football game between the "Dodge City Demons" and the Gray County Gladiators may have started out well but that didn’t last...
The Demons were in their huddle when the Quarterback John Martin was horrified to realize a player for Gladiators was in the circle of his players.
"What the Hell? You get your ass back to your line!"
The grinning "enemy player" ran back to his side ad one of the Refs, who had been obvious to the rule violations made by the Gladiators trundled over.
"What is the meaning of your outburst, young man?"
"One of their players snuck into our huddle, I yelled at him to chase him off."
“Well, I don't see any players from the other team."
"He ran off when I yelled."
"Are you saying that I was not watching?"
"No, Sir", John Martin replied while thinking exactly that.
"You'd better not or I would call the game on the grounds of bad sportsmanship on your part quarterback ", he sneered. "Ten yards for bad sportsmanship!"
The ref measured off a ten yards that was closer to twelve yards.
The refs turned to look at the suddenly cheering glee squad of the Gladiators. The girls were among the most attractive in their High School and fully on board with their roles as Ref Distractors.
The girls enthralled, the Refs were spellbound and one of the "enemy players" ran across the line before the ball was hiked and John Martin was sacked as his hands were closing on the football.
"It wasn't that the sack that really bothered him", he later told his parents, "it was the knee to the nuts."
"We're you hurt my Son," his Mother asked?
" No, Mom, not too bad. They had to practically carry him off the field. I guess he wasn’t planning on that heavy cup I was wearing.
They charged us with 'Delay of Game' for his moaning and squirming too much. That was another ten yards. On the happy side, two of our cheer leaders were very concerned about me and have informed me that they are going to take me on a date Saturday night. "
John Martin was clearly happy and his parents saw no reason to tell him the girls wanted to practice dating with a "safe boy". Both the girl's Mothers had told his Mother this. He was quite the gentleman and his parents wondered if he was a natural for the Priesthood. His future marriage put these fears to rest…
Back to the narrative of a most unusual game...
"I got lucky", John Martin continued...
Instead of his usual countdown, his players abruptly moved around and were barely settled into their different positions when John Martin spit out a French obscenity (Merde), the ball was hiked and one of his blockers ran like a rabbit through the enemy line, turned and watched John Martin make the best throw of his life. It seemed like the receiver must have had glue on his hands!
It was a beautiful catch followed by the finest punt the spectators had seen. There were no flags and their kicker was at the top of his game as the ball slid evenly between the goal posts!
Then, it was half time. The Marching Band played for the spectators and the Demons walked to their dressing room and the Gladiators strutted to theirs...
In the Halls of the Mountain Kings...
"Shit", John Martin bellowed. "Kneeing me in the balls was the least of what they did! That damn language of theirs!"
"What language", their coach asked in a mild tone of voice.
"Calling Henry a faggot, and two called Anthony a 'nigger' and some said things I could not hear but they was laughing and Anthony looked ready to punch them little shits!'
"I was called 'Camel Jockey' and something I don't want to repeat".
" I'll get them someday", Henry said.
"Henry, Anthony, Bobbie (a lad with a weight problem), remember, we don't walk alone. We walk together! "
The Coach sighed.
"I was somewhat afraid of this," the Coach said. "They want to win so badly they will do anything needful to win with high scores. Their supposedly impartial referees have agreed to get along with this program. Can you think of something to hurt them?"
A number of impracticable suggestions were made when John Martin had his epiphany.
"Let's let them win with a big big score but make it a win they can never brag about. Let's fuck with their heads!"
9The time was 9 15 am
Contact Having Been Broken...
Contact having been broken (their departure for the dressing
room), they had to resume contact with their foes. Their desire for revenge
allowed the Demons to actually strut onto the field.
The refs tossed the quarter (this being the custom in this
league) and the Demons won the "right" to receive the ball.
Tomas, a blocker, caught the ball and did a very nice run until
he was tackled. The refs were watching and there was no untoward violence.
In the huddle, John Martin said "I'm going to pass to that
tackler who racked me."
"Get a good return on investment," the son of a stock broker said and
all laughed. Those outside the huddle wondered what the joke was. They
would never be told.
Both sides lined up and John Martin fixed the position his
target was at. The ball hiked, John Martin dodged left and passed the ball as
hard as he could to his intended target, This bully took the football in his
lower belly and nuts, gasped, and began staggering toward the goal.
John Martin let him get part way there and sacked "the
little bastard".
The referee charged over and said "what the fuck did you
just do?"
"I tried passing but my balls still hurt and it was a
bad pass."
"It was unsportsman conduct and that is ten yards.*
John Martin rolled his eyes as the line was oved 10 yards toward
his goal line.
The ball was now in the "enemy hands.
The Gladiators’ Quarterback received he ball and passed to one
of his wide receivers who ran unopposed to the goal line scoring an easy touch
down. To some of the spectators, it looked like one of the Demon's players
could have made an easy tackle but had politely moved out of the way. This was
denied later...
Before half time, the score had been a hard won Gladiators
20 to Demos 13. The score was now 26 to 13.
Their kicker managed to get his kick over the goal post and John
Martin shook his head in dismay. Had that boy been one of his, he would have
lost his kicker job or would have gotten what the Navy Base Commander
called "EI" or "extra instruction".
The score was now 27 to 13.
The Gladiators kicked off, John Martin received the ball and
made a fine run until he tripped and dropped the ball. He made a fine landing
using the forward fall technique his Father had taught to his introductory Judo
class. It was an impressive move!
The ball was hiked and the refs noticed that one of the Demon's
had been off side. Actually, the boy was two fee.tl on the wrong side of the
scrimmage line when the ball had been hiked.
The most corrupt of the refs gave the Demons 10 yards. The Demon
players just shrugged or smirked.
The next hike was received, and John Martin was sacked.
Spectators later said they never forget the look of surprise on his face when
this happened. He had lost situational awareness, and this was something he
would never repeat; somehow this did not get reported to his family...
On the next hike, two of the Demon players were over the scrimmage
line when the ball was hiked.
Then, John Martin slammed the football into the gut of the
foe boy who had called a Demon who had an unfortunate stutter “faggot”. Despite
pain, this young lout made an unopposed run to a lovely touchdown.
The Demons applauded.
The applause was clearly meant to be ironic, and it was!
The Demons received the ball and John Martin bellowed
"hey" to get the attention of a Gladiator tackle before handing off
the ball to him.
This "receiver" didn't run to the goal but simply
trotted.
The next three times the Gladiators had the ball they were
simply allowed to run to the goal line. On the third time, the
"enemy" Quarterback had simply walked!
All three times, the Demons had handed off the football to a foe
man.
Then, the Gladiators were up again and this time the Demons
fought hard; it was among the best football of their game.
Three receivers went out; the Gladiators did not bother trying
to run after them; the Demon wide receiver made the catch of his young life and
his run to the goal post was later the stuff of legion!
The Demons' kicker made a spectacular kick.
By now, it waw obvious the Demons were playing "give
away".
Five times in a row, the Gladiators were allowed to run all the
way to the gal line, accept their touch down and most of the time ran through
the end post. The Gladiators' kicker later said it was like a great live
fire practice.
During each of their time with the ball, John Martin handed off
the ball to the same boy who had racked him. He later say that running
"that damn football" was too much like a practice session.
By now, the Gladiators were well ahead of the Demons.
Then, the demons started playing for the amusement value. The
next time their foe men kicked, one of the Demon players lined up alongside the
end of the Gladiator’s right end and charged back across.
John Martin thought "the refs will have shit fits when they
see this".
The refs had not been watching and the Gladiators were too happy
to get another touchdown and didn't report this.
John Martin simply sighed and handed off the football to someone
on the foe man team.
Then there was a period of exchange which featured the
Gladiators’ Quarterback running unopposed and John Martin handing off the
football to someone from the Gladiators. He didn't care who it was...
The ref actually noticed when two of the Demon lined up with
"their foemen" and this got the Demons a nasty "ass
chewing".
Finally, and before the refs called the game for "bad
sportsmanship” on the part of the
Demons, the ball had been hiked to John Martin. He stood, actually
bemused, when he realized no one on either team was moving.
Finally, one of the "foemen" walked up to John Martin
and said "How are you today, John?"
"Pretty good, Denis and you?"
"Finest kind and if you would the hand off the ball I shall
'fight my to the goal post’."
John Martin handed the football to the Gladiator's Dennis who
didn't want to make the event look too bad and ran to the goal post.
The final score was reported as Gladiators 144 to Demons 20.
That evening, the TV news in Dodge City and Wichita reported on
this game.
"Was it a clean game", Dave the TV Weather Man asked.
"Sure was", the Sports reporter said.
Later, many viewers had called the station asking why the Sports
Man had rolled his eyes!
To their vast annoyance, this "glorious win" kept
being brought up every so often as the years rolled by. Eventually, the manner
in which the game had been such a fiasco was forgotten and the knowledge of the
Truth had morphed into a wonderful Legend.
The Coach was right. The Gladiators had never bragged
about the game and changed the subject when it was brought up. They gained an
undeserved reputation as being modest and "fine young gentlemen"
(They were no such thing!)